December 2009
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Dont Ever Be The Middle Man or Person. The Feeling Is No Good
October 2009
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Timeline delays this morning
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We are currently investigating a problem causing many users’ timelines to be delayed. We will update with status here shortly.
September 2009
99 posts
cat calling the cattle black
once bitten twice shy.
Right back at ya.
Ellen DeGeneres will be next American Idol judge →
Lady Gaga - Lovegame Live on Ellen Degeneres Show... →
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Ellen Degeneres Kicks Off Season Seven →
friends come once in a life time. cherish them. friendship is priceless.
Working on short delivery delays
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Some tweets are being delayed by about 5 minutes. We’re working on this and believe it will be fixed soon.
I Dont Get It When People Are Playing 911 Jokes....
Why do teenagers have so many feelings?
morganfreeman:
Okay dumbass, take off credit from a text post. Yeah that makes sense.
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did
and God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said to the other
zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because...
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what should i do? to get followers? must i be famous just to get followers? or just wait?
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he...
– Jay Leno